Tyler, 21. Fan of Music that gets turned off at parties, drinking ales and being in fancy places and pretending I belong even though I quite obviously do not.
I would encourage you to ask me things but you might not because I won't put as many topless pictures on here as I should.
Also, in case you were wondering, I did used to be here then left and now I'm back- so whereas before I had practically no one following me, now I have absolutely no one following me. This is fun.
Man: Is she out of my league?
"friend": She's not just out of your league mate, it's like she's a premiership footballer and you're quite good at fucking tiddlywinks
I was just listening to the radio and a christmas song came on and I jumped with an athleticism I didn’t know I had across the room, shouted “no!” and turned the thing off before it was more than a few bars in.
Lines from the novel I’m not clever enough to write