Tyler. Fan of Music that gets turned off at parties, drinking ales and being in fancy places and pretending I belong even though I quite obviously do not. (this previously listed my age as 21, it is one higher than this now. fuck all else has changed)

I would encourage you to ask me things but you might not because I won't put as many topless pictures on here as I should.

I play the mouth organ, dislike where I live and have no time for your damned shenanigans.

 

I’ve got a postcard of this on my wall only the head’s green on mine. 
You needed to know that.
It made you a better person.

I’ve got a postcard of this on my wall only the head’s green on mine. 

You needed to know that.

It made you a better person.

(Source: lapitiedangereuse)

captainkittysticks:

My naked body is not sinful or immoral. It is not dirty or bad or wrong. My naked body is not pornographic, obscene, or “slutty.”

My naked body is just a body.

Any negative ideas you have about a naked body are due to sexualizing bodies, and the idea that sex is a dirty thing.

Why are you offended by and afraid of your own anatomy?

Get over it.

My naked body is just a body.

"Be that as it may, sir, but this is a library and is neither the time nor the place."

It was never going to be a good day. He tried (ironically, of course) the “Where have you been all my life?” line and she responded by telling him in tedious detail exactly where she had been for his entire life’s duration and why.

He missed his bus.

Lines from the novel I’m not clever enough to write

ITALY! where’d you go?

Tuscany- flitted about a bit, mostly between Prato, Roccamare & Viareggio. Had the ubiquitous day in Florence but spent most of my time by the beach stuffing my face with prosciutto & melon.

It was really really nice.

I went awa because my old laptop broke entirely and I only recently scraped together the necessary money to buy this laptop. It’s ok.
I’m sure you all missed me terribly. Many things have happened recently (not least I went to Italy and ate well then came back and didn’t)
How’re you?

I went awa because my old laptop broke entirely and I only recently scraped together the necessary money to buy this laptop. It’s ok.

I’m sure you all missed me terribly. Many things have happened recently (not least I went to Italy and ate well then came back and didn’t)

How’re you?

He had achieved his life’s ambition by 2009. Unfortunately in 2009 he turned 1 and his life’s ambition was to say the word “ball”

Lines from the novel I’m not clever enough to write

nitratediva:

Raymond Chandler (July 23, 1888—March 26, 1959) makes his cameo in Double Indemnity, sitting outside Keyes’s office, reading a pulp novel.

nitratediva:

Raymond Chandler (July 23, 1888—March 26, 1959) makes his cameo in Double Indemnity, sitting outside Keyes’s office, reading a pulp novel.