Tyler. Fan of Music that gets turned off at parties, drinking ales and being in fancy places and pretending I belong even though I quite obviously do not. (this previously listed my age as 21, it is one higher than this now. fuck all else has changed)

I would encourage you to ask me things but you might not because I won't put as many topless pictures on here as I should.

I play the mouth organ, dislike where I live and have no time for your damned shenanigans.

 

nitratediva:

Raymond Chandler (July 23, 1888—March 26, 1959) makes his cameo in Double Indemnity, sitting outside Keyes’s office, reading a pulp novel.

nitratediva:

Raymond Chandler (July 23, 1888—March 26, 1959) makes his cameo in Double Indemnity, sitting outside Keyes’s office, reading a pulp novel.




Un Homme de têtes (1898) aka The Four Troublesome Headsby Georges Méliès

Un Homme de têtes (1898) aka The Four Troublesome Heads
by Georges Méliès

I was watching a show about the Holocaust and, as soon as I switched off the third episode, I got on a bus, went up to London…and I must have slaughtered about eighteen thousand before I realized, you know, what I was doing. I thought…fucking television has driven me to this.

Peter Cook (via vital-dust)

These adverts for “Always Ultra Pads” are getting artsier and artsier

These adverts for “Always Ultra Pads” are getting artsier and artsier

(Source: chacunmesgouts)

I know that it’s easy to over-react and assume you’re dying after you google your symptoms, but given that my symptoms are “multiple gunshot wounds” “heavy trauma” and “fuck-tonnes of blood cascading from my body” I would argue that I’m probably not just being a negative Nellie.

Lines from the novel I’m not clever  enough to write